I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
