i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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