Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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