It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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