East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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