I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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