fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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