the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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