everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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