last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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