Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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