What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Randomize
