OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?