By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.