I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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