Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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