Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i would punch a child for taco bell
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?