I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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