C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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