dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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