he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I've blown a few things in my day
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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