I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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