How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
