Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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