i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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