Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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