your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
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on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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