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i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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