wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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