Fine. I'll sleep in my office
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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