Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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