i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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