I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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