It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep