are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
