Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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