I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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