We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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