i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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