oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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