U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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