When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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