he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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