ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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