Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
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Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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