talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It's shark week go big or go home
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
