i just made my gag reflex go away.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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