google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
ok first of all what the fuck
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