we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
True strength comes from lack of pants
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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