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my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
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worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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