I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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