My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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