Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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