please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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