3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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