I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
