No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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