Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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