You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
