Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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