Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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