RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
how drunk are you?
Several
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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