The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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